Really? The ‘best’ time of the year?
Many of our supposedly “favorite things” during the holidays are, by any objective measure, actually quite unenjoyable.
“We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
— Clark Griswold
Clark Griswold’s profanity-riddled attempt to manifest the perfe…
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